I came home from work and my Wu-Long package arrived. It's a Premium Chinese Slimming Tea that's supposed to burn fat and other miscellaneous pluses. 2 cups a day is all it takes. How did I get swindled into buying this, I don't know. I think the BOGO sale reeled me in. I read somewhere that LA bitches mix this tea with their Master Cleanse jesus-juice to stay thin. Now I've tried the master cleanse, and I broke down after one day. Food is just too good, but this tea 2x a day I think I can do. Leave it to the LA ho's to start trends that move south and all across which ways. Going Green, Organic, Vegan, Vegetarian. Veta Vita Vegimen. They be crazy ass bitches. I'll tell you how it goes in 30 days ya'll.
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